Great southern phrases

[feedcall]

"her eyes were rolled back in her head like a calf in a hailstorm"

[Big R]

One more I used to use on my friends at Hunt Test.

"heres your fork, your done"

[duck_nutt]

"Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."

lmao

[teul2]

walking in high cotton

I always heard "We're chittin in high cotton now"

"Like a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on an ice pond"

[rustypjr]

"You are so bright when you were born, your daddy called you son"

[crackhead]

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at a niggersss funeral.

[teul2]

"It's a gully washer out there."
"It's a frog drowner out there"

[swamprooter]

"Tore up bigger than a negro on a broke bicycle"

[chevy01234]

God D@#$ Reggin...F%$#in chit get out of the way! --me usually driving



Sweating like a whore in church..



F$#%^& up like a reggin on a saturday night

[Taint]

Jelly had to steal these from the Big Maybe!

Boy, where you get them Squirrel Chasers?
Boy, I sure do like that Sky Piece!

[crow]

When asked to do something you really don't want to do...

"I'd just as soon suck snot out of a dog's nose!"

[MSDawg870]

Tighter'n dick's hatband.

Dry as a powder house.

Forked up as a reggin tacklebox.

[grnheadhuntr]

"wouldn't piss down his throat if his guts were on fire."

[Big R]

"Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk is still good"

"Well Bless your Heart"

[novacaine]

When working with a tight budget-" you can't make chicken salad out of chicken SH$$"
When wife thinks I don't need 2 plates of food-" Baby, you can't run a freight train off tap water"
WHen deciding to buy something for hunting-" Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it"
When comparing good and bad-" Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"
When talking about someones character-" You couldn't roll him up a make a good booger"