I hate myself!!!!!

[czavakos]

Why is it, that everytime I go into Sportsmans, I just absolutely have to buy more duck hunting sh-t, even though the season is almost over. I just went to get shells and whalla, I bought one of those plastic flying decoys on a spring. Ok now I have to make room in the shed for more duck hunting stuff(The stuff already takes 1/3rd of the shed anyway) Or I have to build a duck hunting shed. Hey it was only 14.95!!!!!! What a bargain!!!

Here's the killer. I come into the house with my new toy. The wife looks at me and rolls here eyes. . After an uncomfortable pause, I spout out, it was on sale. Can you believe the role reversal here. She hits me with " you have two whole bags of plastic ducks already" I say yeah but not a flying plastic duck. My son, who's as excited as me runs for cover. She says, ok now I can go out and buy something totally useless, I say ,but honey you do that all the time anyway! .

Then I run for cover.

Good luck and good hunting

[Wingman]

You're not the "Morgan City Russian" are you?

[czavakos]

No, I'm the greek in new mexico

[ewd506]

I think that Morgan City Russian checks on pumps from time to time??????

[mudsucker]

You're not the "Morgan City Russian" are you?

Naw. Thats Alex The Russian AKA: "KGB"! He's in our catfish pond lease. I heard you checked him. He's from Bellarus actually!

[cwink]

Your first mistake is telling her you bought the flying plastic duck at all..

[Blackduck]

Some things stay in the truck till she gets in the shower. Hard less to learn. I can just nearby saying " but I don't have a Flyiiiiiiiiing plastic duck" as if it would change the outcome.

[4dawgma]

straight to the barn with that stuff. in a couple of weeks she'll be out there and say "What's this?" and you reply:

1. "that old thing, i've had that forever"
2. "what, oh yeah bob left that in the truck last time we were hunting"
3. "i like those new shoes dear"
4. "would you like to go out for dinner tonight?"

or my personal favorite

5. "how bout a quickie in the barn?"

[slim jim]

or my personal favorite

5. "how bout a quickie in the barn?"

[hatchdaddy]

straight to the barn with that stuff. in a couple of weeks she'll be out there and say "What's this?" and you reply:

1. "that old thing, i've had that forever"
2. "what, oh yeah bob left that in the truck last time we were hunting"
3. "i like those new shoes dear"
4. "would you like to go out for dinner tonight?"

or my personal favorite

5. "how bout a quickie in the barn?"

thats funny but so true

[jkb87]

You're not the "Morgan City Russian" are you?

i hunted with him a few weeks ago....... bigwater put up with him one morning when i had a hunt get canceled last minute.... haha, talkin about a funny guy.... ive never ever in my life seen someone that can put the miles on his feet that he can.... walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk.......... fun guy and one of the nicest man ive ever met..... when i talked to him that night i was stayin with bigbeeducker and duckiller in a cabin, i walked back in and said man ive never talked to someone before that sounded like he was from russia like that.... sure enough..... he for sure was. The way he got to america is an amazing story within itself and i enjoyed my morning with him and his friend.

i think i hunted with him the weekend after you checked him rob.... he said " ah watch youself shooting de bluebilled duck, de game warden will pop over the leeve from time to time, look for him about eight o clock."

[Bankermane]

When UPS packages are at the door i usually tell my wife, " Honey, Look what we've won ! !"

[iron grip]

The Russian like to shoot fat nosed duck. And water chicken.

his wife used to get up in the morning and make a dozen hot biscuits with egg and sausage or ham, a thermos of coffee and a thermos of hot tea. He would break it all out and share bout mid morning, and I would give him the details about american women and getting up to cook breakfast for their man. I said it was hard to get my wife to fart my way at four in the morning let alone get up and fix all that stuff!

Belarus is where to look for a good ole fashion woman.

[jkb87]

fat nosied ducks and water chickens! i forgot about them....... that morning i was there about a thousand or so geese got up and flew over..... me and a buddy where laid down a few ponds down when he started unloading..... the whole time i was thinking there is no way.... no way..... and then splash splash.....

[jacksbuddy]

straight to the barn with that stuff. in a couple of weeks she'll be out there and say "What's this?" and you reply:

1. "that old thing, i've had that forever"
2. "what, oh yeah bob left that in the truck last time we were hunting"
3. "i like those new shoes dear"
4. "would you like to go out for dinner tonight?"

or my personal favorite

5. "how bout a quickie in the barn?"

I gotta remember these. Thanks.