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Postby **GulfCoast** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:15 pm

Did you hear the one about the Mississippi State senior who got married and brought his wife back to her daddy after the Wedding Night and started yelling: "THIS GIRL WAS A VIRGIN, IF SHE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER OWN PEOPLE, SHE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!"

bwm · Postby **bwm** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 9:12 am

Little David was in his 3rd grade class Monday when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do things for him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He is the head football coach at UT , but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Postby **GulfCoast** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 9:38 am

Dat is hysterical!

smwrsth · Postby **smwrsth** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:54 pm

Which school provides the majority of our crooked politicians and lawyers? hmmmmm

dedux · Postby **dedux** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 12:27 am

OUCH!!! That's gonna leave a mark!!!! Good one, Smwrsth!!!!!

Photoman · Postby **Photoman** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:54 am

bwm wrote:Little David was in his 3rd grade class Monday when the teacher asked ........."

"L"

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