REAL DUCKHUNTERS

4-EYED GADWALL · Postby **4-EYED GADWALL** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 11:23 pm

A REAL DUCKHUNTER:

1. Gets a smile on his face in the first cool snap comes through

2. Can't sleep the night when he hear's the first geese come through

3. Gets weak at the knees when he hears the first WAENK WANK WAENK from that first mallard hen before daylight.

4. lets the hair stand up on his neck the first time he hears those whistling wings.

5. Can't breathe when he see's the first group of about 75 suicide ducks cupped up .

6.A real duckhunter thanks the Lord for the first five.

DON'T SHOOT THE SHOVE

blacklab101 · Postby **blacklab101** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 11:26 pm

good one Gad, little things we take for granted, don't know how much things like that really mean until they are taken away from us or we become unable to do anymore.

SCOOTER · Postby **SCOOTER** » Wed Oct 24, 2001 6:22 am

you forgot two:
7. the look on his face when he forgot to pump. priceless.

8. thanks God ever day for what he has.