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Funny and true

Postby torch » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:20 am

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to
buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter,
and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear
one.
I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped
the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused.
So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her
panties and lay down on a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she
asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and proudly held up my thumb to show her.
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Re: Funny and true

Postby RNAIL » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:38 am

You ain't right :D :D
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Re: Funny and true

Postby richard b evers » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:55 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny and true

Postby craziehunter » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:57 am

lucky :lol: :D
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Re: Funny and true

Postby jacksbuddy » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: lucky S.O.B. :lol: :lol: :lol: I love it!
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Re: Funny and true

Postby msudawg8087 » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny and true

Postby clmiller » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:34 pm

Funny but NOT true. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny and true

Postby cwink » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:05 pm

There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter


This is the only part I don't believe.. :lol:
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Re: Funny and true

Postby Woodduckdawg » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:08 pm

I thought this was the one where the pharmacist ended up being the father of the daughter.
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Re: Funny and true

Postby outlaw josey wales » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:26 pm

HELL TORCH U ALWAYS TOLD ME U KEPT A BUNCH OF CONDOMS AROUND . I GUESS YOU WANTED TO KEEP IT OFF YOUR HANDS.
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Re: Funny and true

Postby torch » Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:47 am

okay she was fat and ugly....now.
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Re: Funny and true

Postby Rice » Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:51 am

That was pretty good :lol:
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Re: Funny and true

Postby jacksbuddy » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:18 am

torch wrote:okay she was fat and ugly....now.

Aww Man! I had a little hope for you earlier. :P
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Re: Funny and true

Postby cwink » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:30 am

jacksbuddy wrote:
torch wrote:okay she was fat and ugly....now.

Aww Man! I had a little hope for you earlier. :P



Now I believe it.. :lol:
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Re: Funny and true

Postby DanielB » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:15 pm

funny read :lol:
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