Buying Monkeys

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Buying Monkeys

Postby driveby » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:50 am

Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.


The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.


The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50. However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.'

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

They never saw the man nor his assistant again and once again there were monkeys everywhere.

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
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Re: Buying Monkeys

Postby richard b evers » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:54 am

that is about right
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Re: Buying Monkeys

Postby Boogerden Boy » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:57 am

I think 'm more confused now. Why would anybody sell monkeys in the stock market??? :shock: :D
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Re: Buying Monkeys

Postby SFDdelta1 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:59 am

i dont think its lega to buy or sale monkeys anymore i think they also prefer the term afro american or something like that :wink:
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Re: Buying Monkeys

Postby tombstone » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:01 am

SFDdelta1 wrote:i dont think its lega to buy or sale monkeys anymore i think they also prefer the term afro american or something like that :wink:



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Re: Buying Monkeys

Postby 4dawgma » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:41 am

tombstone wrote:
SFDdelta1 wrote:i dont think its lega to buy or sale monkeys anymore i think they also prefer the term afro american or something like that :wink:



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Re: Buying Monkeys

Postby Doc & Nash » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:45 am

SFDdelta1 wrote:i dont think its lega to buy or sale monkeys anymore i think they also prefer the term afro american or something like that :wink:



But if it is, I will take two :lol:
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Re: Buying Monkeys

Postby crosshair » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:26 am

How many monkeys have red booty..all of them do so they might have been some of those little white monkeys.
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Re: Buying Monkeys

Postby SFDdelta1 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:04 pm

crosshair wrote:How many monkeys have red booty..all of them do so they might have been some of those little white monkeys.


what the heck are you talking about?
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