We need to get this right once and for all

[MSDuckmen]

The only way to hunt ducks is.
1. With only a 12ga 2 3/4 shot gun
2. Must be a Remington
3. Using a call you can really call with
4. No more than a dozen decoys
5. shoot only when they are in your face.
6. for those that don't know that means CLOSE
7. You must chew tobacco and spit everywhere
8. You can kill deer out of the blind but they must be running and flip when you shoot them.
9. you must eat all left over grain found in the neck of the duck
10. you must kill what ever flies by diver or not.
11. If ya see a snake (KILL EM)
12. and last but not least ya have to bite that mallet head until dead. (sounds like a death sentence from the Judge don't it. hehe

now if ya do all this ya be a real duck hunter plain and simple. and ya know the sad thing about this joke is that dang I do 7 outa 12. Think I'm going to have re-think my ducking a bit. [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

Have a good weekend boys the season is a comin.

[Black_Dawg]

If i shoot Em', and their not dead, will you bite them?

[MSDuckmen]

Sorry Black_Dawg that ain't one of the seven.
This here redneck don't do heads. (of any kind) hehe

[DUCKAHOLIC]

I got ya Duckmen I scored an 8

[SCOOTER]

8 out of 12, just cant do the head thang either. dont care for duck weed either.

[Johnboy114]

Duckmen you forgot one crucial step, if an alligator is in your blind you must restle him out of it.