Good Sayings

[jacksbuddy]

I did have several that I wanted to post up on here, but I've been busier than a one armed paper hanger and this is all you get for now.

[flyhi2]

slick as a beaver

[River Hunter]

my stomach is tore up like new ground
that ell last bout as long as a fart in a wind storm
if the good lord willin and the creek don't rise
you so black you would leave finger prints on charcoal
so black he showed up for night class and they counted em absent
you dont know where you shat last

[BAY KINGFISHER]

root juice
man batter
baby batter
Bodeens 2 ball cure all, fixes everthing from colds to moles to sore arseholes
rooten tooten rod oil..
take the log to the beaver
skin boat to tuna town
one eyed to the optometrist.
about as accurate as a lybian missile
rug riders
camel jockeys
sand cheeseburgers
that boy farck anything thats hot and hollow from a stove pipe to a horses collar...
where's that raccon that shart in my mouth(what is said after a night of drinking)
feels like a little chinese man is sticking a knife in my back.(describing pain in back)
colder than a well diggers booty..
eating at the y
for thos that dont eat at y: I dont eat what I fark, and I dont fark what I eat

Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit...

she only about a twelve pack....

Im so hungry i could eat the booty end out of a dead mexican..

fat girsl need loving too

Sports Fan
swoosh sound like a little net music to me..

so many bricks you building a gym...

hey ref get off your knees your blowing a good game!!!!

the Linda Ronstad pitch...Blew- By - you



He couldnt get laid in a whore house with a fist full hundred dollar bills....

put a fork in it.....
the fat lady is tuning up....
Farkin wrecked him nearly killed him...

shart fire save matches...

Air Ball, Air Ball..

busier than a man at a shart shoveling competition using a teaspoon...

black as an ace of spade

hooked up like two dog farking

thats stuff is about as big as a two car garage
tight as nunns p...
her stuff looke like this missing link....looked like she had buckweet in a head lock!!

[Warren]

I smell like you look (heard that one at work today)

[mudsucker]

I am not as dumb as you look.

Where's the white women?

You had a thought? Did it hurt?

[4dawgma]

Like Stevie Wonder playing checkers

[JCA]

If that boy was an indian his name would be tits on a boar hog, he's useless.