Good Sayings

4dawgma · Postby **4dawgma** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:03 pm

"When I get back to Texas, I'm gonna punch yo momma right in the mouth."

Bullet · Postby **Bullet** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:18 pm

Im so hungry I could eat the booty end of a menstruating buffalo

deltadukman · Postby **deltadukman** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:32 pm

She looks like she could kickstart a D-9 Cat.

(Spoken about a very Brawny, Dike-ish woman)

Gumbo · Postby **Gumbo** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:40 pm

serious as a heart attack

mudsucker · Postby **mudsucker** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:54 pm

Funny as a rubber crutch.

duckchur1 · Postby **duckchur1** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:54 pm

serious as d*ck cancer

cwink · Postby **cwink** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:48 am

slicker than owl *&^*

waterbug · Postby **waterbug** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:27 am

He went to bed at Two with a Ten, woke up at 10 with a 2. (must use cajun accent when said)

quakwacker · Postby **quakwacker** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:07 am

He's so lucky he could $#!+ in a swinging pepsi bottle.

Warren · Postby **Warren** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:53 pm

fuller than a tick on a tampoon

duckhunterdoc · Postby **duckhunterdoc** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:35 am

crazy as a road lizard

regishay · Postby **regishay** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:55 am

quakwacker wrote:He's so lucky he could *!@#@* in a swinging pepsi bottle.

Ive heard it always as,

He could $#!+ in a swinging jug.

duckbuster330 · Postby **duckbuster330** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:08 am

F#$%*d Up like a new guinea witch doctor.

he/she is about as good as a wheelbarrow with a flat tire.

GET-N-RITE · Postby **GET-N-RITE** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:33 am

I could sheet through a minner net.

I rather jack off with a jersey glove matted in cuckle burrs than ______

He is a jacked off bird dog

mudsucker · Postby **mudsucker** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:01 pm

I am with the Corps of Engineers(or govt.) and am here to help!