free kittens to good home....

[judge jb]

i have three fluffy black kittens with white stripes down theit backs that have emerged out from under my crib.... the mother is real fluffy... they didn't like ole SAM at all... i been feeding him with a cane pole the last two nights....... looking for relocation suggestions...........

judge jb

[go24]

Forget the pole, move them in the house. They will grow to be the most memorable pets you've ever had!

[SoftCall]

here is a trick..get a garbage can, turn it on it's side and bait it with cat food or dog food...good stinky canned stuff. Tie a ski rope or something of the equivalent length to it. Take out all of the slack and sit on your 4 wheeler. When the family moves in to the can...crank that bike and ride like the wind dragging the garbage can down the road behind you. When you are out of the skunk's homing zone...let go of the rope and never look back. That's the express skunk relocation method.

[Craig]

SoftCall

I like that idea. Would it work on my WIFE?

[SoftCall]

nope - because unlike the pole cats...your wife knows your address!

[hebron]

Thats was pretty good softcall, i don't know if it would work but i would sure the heck like to watch you try...from a good distance of course