The things you hear in the duck blind

[mudsucker]

"Wish Benny was on this hunt with us!"

[gamehog]

"Hey Fred, smell my hands."

[QUACKERS]

while hunting in Ar this year...
woodsey- this is not as boring as deer hunting

blind - yep

woodsey- no serious I get so bored I pretend to have a camera man on my stand with me

blind- total silence

woodsey- i talk to him, like hey theres a deer, (invisible cameraman yep he's a shooter), tell me when your ready, (invisible cameraman okay take him), boom, yes I got him, give me a bump , whew Im shaking so bad I may not can get down

Blind - still silent in awe

woodsey- hey duckbum you do anything like that

dukbum- nawwww can't say that I do

[Gumbo]

"Get your gun ready, i've got to take a leak..."

[Unkljohn]

Pull my finger

[foldem]

theres a group over the trees, (other guy) where? right there, THERE AINT NO DENYING IT!!!!!!! later that night at delta feathers club house after quiet a few bud lights and everyone is trying to sleep, Hey, you DENYING IT? (me) Nope i aint DENYING IT!!!!

[1deadduck]

"Duck-dick, you did put the plug in, didn't you? Didn't you!!

[qckmstr]

Most all of these I have heard or said but bet yall didn't have this conversation like we did.

Buddy#1: Hey Warren you know that my cousin married my other cousin!
Me:
Buiddy#2 (guy buddy1 was talking about): Dont start that CHIT again!!
Me: So you married your cousin you sick sob.
Buddy#2: No she aint my cousin she is his cousin.
Buddy#3: But don't that make it your cousin too
Buddy #1: Yeah what I said he married his cousin.
Me: Damn it boy you sick sob.
Buddy#2: No now damn it I said she is his cousin not mine.

Well we go on on to finally learn that they are both cousins to Buddy#1
but not to each other. But since he is the closest I have ever met every hunt from then on out after we killed the first group that came in.

Hey guess what did you know that he married his cousin.

Before you wonder who in the hell I hang out with 2 of these people are members on the board. Haha have fun guessing who

lay'n all chit in the shade... i got a buddy in brandon that's brother is really married to their cousin.. no chit.. even got a kid ! his cousin is his sister in law.. and his nephew is his 2nd cousin ?? no chit

[SkippyJ]

Me...."Coach, you gonna load your gun?"

Coach......"Fugg it, I can kill just as many with this sumb!tch loaded or not!!!"

[JMCMILLIN]

"give it a little chuckel bunny"

"they will be back"

"the BIG ducks will fly late today"

[augustus_65]

Unfortunately this was heard more than a few times as we watched birds flying away. "We probably should have shot em on that last pass."

[tombstone]

Unfortunately this was heard more than a few times as we watched birds flying away. "We probably should have shot em on that last pass."

man I wish I had a dollar for everytime I heard that this year

[Jelly]

Me: Hey Taint, you got any pictures of your girlfriend naked"

Taint: "No"

Me: "you wannna buy some?"

[JaMak84]

My brother and I finally talked our dad into going with us MLK morning. First time he's gone since highschool some 30 years ago. After a couple of hours of freezing our butts off and not a single shot fired my dad looks at us says, "Now I remember why I quit doing this chit. You two boys are eefing idiots; I'm going to the truck!"

[Jelly]

My brother and I finally talked our dad into going with us MLK morning. First time he's gone since highschool some 30 years ago. After a couple of hours of freezing our butts off and not a single shot fired my dad looks at us says, "Now I remember why I quit doing this chit. You two boys are eefing idiots; I'm going to the truck!"

I've had that same conversation with my dad... Maybe they something..