The things you hear in the duck blind

[donia]

My 4 year old said this in the blind this year. (Bust um in the nuts boys!) and I have a friend that has a three legged dog that is a great hunter.My 4 year old also said this, Dad when I grew up I am going to be a three legged dog!

I forgot about that. Funny to hear come out of the mouth of a 4 yr. old in such a convincing manner!
Same blind... same 4 yr. old in his brand new waders:
Weim:"Son, quit stompin in the mud, your makin a mudhole."
Son: "But it's already a mudhole, daddy....????"

[Bill Collector]

One of my best memories of the season:

Me to my son: Son, why did you miss that duck?
Son: Cause he was swimming too fast!!

[Jelly]

My 4 year old said this in the blind this year. (Bust um in the nuts boys!) and I have a friend that has a three legged dog that is a great hunter.My 4 year old also said this, Dad when I grew up I am going to be a three legged dog!

I forgot about that. Funny to hear come out of the mouth of a 4 yr. old in such a convincing mannor!
Same blind... same 4 yr. old in his brand new waders:
Weim:"Son, quit stompin in the mud, your makin a mudhole."
Son: "But it's already a mudhole, daddy....????"

That boy is going to be hell on wheels. Sounds like he's already outsmarting his daddy. I can hear him now, "Dad, that dent was already there, you must have done that"

[Gumbo]

"Hey man, where's that toilet paper?"

[augustus_65]

"You got to love those single greenheads. They come in with their suitcase in one hand and their (insert four letter word for a part of the male anatomy) in the other."

[guy]

My buddy Kyle,"G, we're walking in circles."

Me: "#%@@@^!!!, yall are the whineiest sob's i've ever hunted with!!!


After a half-mile walk through a swamp, I'd never hunted. at 4a.m.

[tip101]

Laus your just do dam sorry to get out of bed and your fat as$ always got the corn dog. "you had extra gloves the whole time!" Dumb and Dumber.

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[smith]

Guy you forgot to add that we only killed 2 after that long walk!!

[torch]

Outlaw Josey Wales....... Federal Game Warden, son what you got tucked in them waders......"MY D*(K.......... Torch are you taking us to Greenville or Oxford?

[tb]

ya'll are sticking out like a d**k on a pizza.

[ekidd39773]

Buddy: Ducks Ducks on the left

Me: SHUT UP its TWEETY BIRDS

[marionfd708]

"if that kildeer keeps cupping like that......"

[Warren]

Most all of these I have heard or said but bet yall didn't have this conversation like we did.

Buddy#1: Hey Warren you know that my cousin married my other cousin!
Me:
Buiddy#2 (guy buddy1 was talking about): Dont start that CHIT again!!
Me: So you married your cousin you sick sob.
Buddy#2: No she aint my cousin she is his cousin.
Buddy#3: But don't that make it your cousin too
Buddy #1: Yeah what I said he married his cousin.
Me: Damn it boy you sick sob.
Buddy#2: No now damn it I said she is his cousin not mine.

Well we go on on to finally learn that they are both cousins to Buddy#1 but not to each other. But since he is the closest I have ever met every hunt from then on out after we killed the first group that came in.

Hey guess what did you know that he married his cousin.

Before you wonder who in the hell I hang out with 2 of these people are members on the board. Haha have fun guessing who

[hottytoddy]

1. There is 2 singles.....flying together.
2. One of out members brought a guest this year and I asked him what that was he just shot at..........he replies " a duck"
3. From crappie fishing.....I'm hung.........and my lure is stuck too....

[rbl763]

shoulda went deer huntin'