SURVIVOR MISSISSIPPI
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Mississippi is planning to
do its own, entitled "Survivor - Mississippi Style."
The contestants will start in Biloxi, travel up to Hattiesburg and on to
McComb and Jackson. Then they will head up to Yazoo City, Tunica, Hernando, Senatobia and
then to Tupelo. From there they will proceed down to West Point and Columbus.
Then back down through Louisville, Quitman, Laurel, and to Lucedale and
back down to Biloxi.
Each will be driving a bright pink Volvo with California license plates and
bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay". "I support PETA". "No more cutting
down timber". "The NORTH was RIGHT". "The PAC10 can Beat the SEC
ANYDAY". "NASCAR sucks". "Hillary/Sharpton in 2004". "Deer Hunting is
murder". " 1 & 10 on Ducks" And "I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one who to makes it out of the Delta alive wins.
Good luck to all contestants!
