16 year old boy with hormones

[Seymore]

That little twirp dating my 16 year old daughter has been over here every night for the past week. I left the house the other day and he was following her home like some little dog in heat. I'm going to invite him hunting and take his booty so deep in the woods he'll never find his way out. Then I'm going to bust that head open.

Anybody got any advice other than killing the boy on how a father is to deal with this chit when their daughter starts dating. I've got three more to go through this crap.

[Wingman]

Oh, the irony.

Your sig pic says it all!

[Skeeter]

dear god! my daughter is only 1 and I think of this often.....i try just to imagine where I was at sixteen, what i was thinking about, and what my girlfriend's (who was 15) parents were doing and treating me.....

but, now, as a father, your first reaction is to kill first and think later which is like quitting smoking to not to think about.....

my suggestion is to be very strict, but not too much to lose respect of you little girl, and limit what they can do and where they go.....

geez, reading this is going to keep me up longer....

D

[Wingman]

Mine is 7 and she comes home last week telling me one of her classmates sent a note to a boy in the class "telling him he was a hot kisser."

Too much free time in 2nd grade, I think. Time for us to get back to letting out at noon to help pick/plant cotton.

[Seymore]

Yeah, I reckon smilin' Bob does kind of say it all. Thought it was funny when I put it up. Now I want to rip that kid's eyeballs out.

[cajun squealer]

Proverbs 22:6
Train a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not turn from it.

Not that your completely helpless, but honestly, it's a little late in the game to start worrying about such things. Hopefully you've already prepared her for the things in life which are to come. More importantly, a sixteen-year-old really has no business dating unless you're looking to get her married off in the relatively near future, and somthing tells me that you don't think her suitor is "Mr. Right"!
I realize that this probably isn't the answer that you were looking for, but the most effective thing you can possibly do at this point, or at any point for that matter, is pray.

[LostBoy]

I tell my daughter that if she wants to date before she finishes high scheel that is fine but make sure the boy has a 4-door vehicle. "Why Daddy". "Because I am going with you and I hate sitting in a cramped back seat, and oh, remember to tell him I like steak for dinner"'

I also told her in grade shcool that if she got a love letter or a little boy asked her to be their girlfriend to tell him you will have to ask my daddy first.

But seriously, she has to have room to grow up and socialize with her friends and I am all for group activities but I have been known to do a little servalance of the group outings. Remember trust but verrify. Who, what, when, where, and why.

[jdbuckshot]

We did not have rights in mom and dads house. we did what they said, and if we back talked we got whiped, and yes this was the way it was even while we were in college. The worst whipping i ever got i was 17 and talked back to my dad while i was in the shower!!

I hope this doesnt sound like i had bad parents, because they are great, and still take care of us!!!

Good luck, id definatly have the "Man to 16 year old who thinks hes a Man talk"


JD

[rustypjr]

This is one reason I was glad that I had a little boy. I mean I gave boys that came to pick up my little sister a hard time just think what would happen if I had a little girl. I would say have some of your hunting buddies have a little talk with him. As he pulls up they just happen to be leaving. Could be good. Now I would as suggested keep it group outings. Like was said earlier raise them right and you want have to worry.

[BR549]

You know that's one good thing about having boys. Once you get em to 15 or 16 they become someone else's headache!!!!
I have a daughter turning 16 next week and Im like the cajun squeler. It's a little late to be worring about it. All you can do is raise em right and let em go. Show em the consequences when they get out of line (tear that booty up) a time or two and you won't have anymore problems. I hope!!!!

[dukmisr2005]

i got two girls and think about this all the time. i will just try to train them right and have a "talk" with her suiters.. kinda like "cleaning my gun" song. i never dated a girl when i was 16.. i was a junior in high school when i had my first true girlfriend (which was a 6week fling). we used to have lost of class sponsored dances in high school after football and basketball games and would meet my date there.. most girls in my class wasn't allowed to date.

[Bill Collector]

When my daughter was 16, this "stud" thought it would be a good idea to date my daughter. One day I found both of us sitting at the kitchen table and this was the conversation.

Me: You know that is the only daughter I have and I love her very much.
Him: Yes sir.
Me: You know I expect you to treat her with respect and like a queen.
Him: Yes sir.
Me: Cause if you don't, it would not bother me one bit to go BACK to prison.
Him: Jaw dropped
Me: Just got up and left.

I often wonder what ever happened to him?

[ducksplorer]

Me: You know that is the only daughter I have and I love her very much.
Him: Yes sir.
Me: You know I expect you to treat her with respect and like a queen.
Him: Yes sir.
Me: Cause if you don't, it would not bother me one bit to go BACK to prison.
Him: Jaw dropped
Me: Just got up and left.

I often wonder what ever happened to him?

I was dating a girl when I was in highschool and she was 2 1/2 years younger than I was but her dad made sure that I knew he had a loaded 357 mag and wasnt scared to use it. That worked pretty well to me. I also knew that if my parent got wind that I was having sex or got one knocked up that some kid was going to be a "illegitimate child" child cause they was going to kill me. I agree with most of them all you can do is raise them right and cant control how the boys parents raised him. I am glad someone actually cares now days. I am not but 25 but it scares me what the highschool kids are getting into and that hasnt been that long ago for me. I think hell is getting pretty close to freezing over if you know what I mean. THats my thoughts. GOOD LUCK

[redduck]

This worked for my daughter and son........ Dating was allowed only on weekends. Weekdays or school days "NO" visits from boy friend or girl friend, "NO" exceptions allowed. Talk only on phone Sun thru Thur. No calls after 9:30pm on week nights or school nights. No after school visits unless me or mom was there. Sounds hard but you have to draw a line somewhere, and stick with it.

That long haired freak in a black trench coat whom I hated is now my son-in-law and a 2nd son. Wouldn't trade him for anything. Plus that grand-daughter I got this past June has not hurt relations either.

[bert f]

I have save this for year I have 10,12 year old
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,
and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain:
_____________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
_____________________________________________________________

_____________________________________________________________


ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)


ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?

_____________________________________________________________

_____________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

_____________________________________________________________

_____________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?

_____________________________________________________________

_____________________________________________________________


REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend ___________________________________________________

How often you attend ________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers
are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

_____________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

_____________________________________________________________

C: A woman's place is in the:

_____________________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

_____________________________________________________________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________

_____________________________________________________________

_____________________________________________________________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

_____________________________________________________________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.


_________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)


_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and
non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do
not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would
cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be
notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.
(you might watch your back