Well, I did it

[h2o_dog]

Congratulations!

[bigwater]

joel.

you have no idea what your doing!!!!

bwabwaaaaa..

heres to all the single guys..

hunt on hunt hard and least not worry bout some ball and chain back at the house wondering when your gonna be back!!!

...

oh well.. congrats and nice touch with the hotel thing!!!

[weimhunter]

Congrats, hunt will you can ! LOL

[regishay]

congradulations joel, bout time you tied the knot.

[teul2]

Thanks guys, a friend snapped a picture of us when they drug us up on stage at the party.

She was still crying a little at this point I thought it was a good pic though.

[Greenhead22]

I'll make you an offer on all of your hunting stuff since you just officially retired from hunting.

Congrats bro.

[jdbuckshot]

i put dibs on that big pontoon boat platform first!


JD

[Blackduck]

Hell I'll make an offer on that sweet pink tie. I havent seen those since 83 or 84.




Probably in style now I just don't know it.


Couple of things.
1)go easy on the lovin in Feb, Mar, April, May. Those anklebitter birthdays in Jan can be a real drag on hunting.
2)Early on set precednce for Valentines, Her Bday and anything else. I use the "Lets cook a nice meal at home and spend some time together" this gets you out of the fance Alluvian meals, and bullsheet Valentines day gifts.
3)Stay in charge of the money. That way she doesn't question you on your $200 dollar charge to mean Mallard. I just bring it upstairs after she goes to sleep. Camo all looks the same to women. I've had new waders that hanging in the garage for two months and she hasn't said a word. Completely different patter and all. She may realize they are new but hasn't said a word.
4)Kids greatly complicate things. If you follow 1-3 then when teh little tuels come rolling along you don't have to change your gameplan much.

Congrats and pm me for my address so I can attend the ceremony. Promise I won't wear too much camo.

[cajun squealer]

Daphney said "yes" because be she thouht you asked her, "Will you burry me?"
Once again, you done good, son. Real good!
Congrats to the two of you, and please extend to her my warmest welcoming into the "A Team" family.

[mudsucker]

I think he borrowed Billy Ray's tie! She looks very pretty. You marrying UP boy!

[MUD DUK]

NNOOOOOOO!!! The last of the great white hunters!!


Congrats man!

[dukbum]

damn-it she iz white.....i stand corrected

[MSDawg870]

You've definately out kicked your coverage.

The nutria will be glad to hear this news.

Congrats

[waterfowlwidowmaker]

Couple of things.
1)go easy on the lovin in Feb, Mar, April, May. Those anklebitter birthdays in Jan can be a real drag on hunting.
2)Early on set precednce for Valentines, Her Bday and anything else. I use the "Lets cook a nice meal at home and spend some time together" this gets you out of the fance Alluvian meals, and bullsheet Valentines day gifts.
3)Stay in charge of the money. That way she doesn't question you on your $200 dollar charge to mean Mallard. I just bring it upstairs after she goes to sleep. Camo all looks the same to women. I've had new waders that hanging in the garage for two months and she hasn't said a word. Completely different patter and all. She may realize they are new but hasn't said a word.
4)Kids greatly complicate things. If you follow 1-3 then when teh little tuels come rolling along you don't have to change your gameplan much.

This is classic info....you are very wise blackduck.

[Double R 2]

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."