Different kinds of Ms Duck.com Duckhunters?
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swamprooter
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Gosh your so close....... deltadukman from Brandon?... .I had geology in reform school but isn't brandon in the Piney Woodsor Upper Sandy? or ...but I'm dang sure it's not in the Delta....Now Morehead University is in the Delta.............oh...i get it...you want everybody to think your from the Delta but now live ......in.....Brandon...yeah...or maybe ole MeMaw has 40 acres of buckshot ground in Louise and you have 2100 rags set up for snows........but hey... it's your handle.....ooooohhhhhh... d e l t a dukman........I bet your wear that primos store out on your way to Louise!
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Gosh Damnit ...MSDuckman!!!!!!!!!!!....of all people .......You won!.........was it google? ....i bet it was Mississippi Bowhunters?...........damn it damn it..............damn Tradgang........MudMotor Forum is one of the best site I go too.....those guys are really funny............For the record...a little part of me was in all my stuff.but really only wanted to know how walking 1.8 miles in waders at Panther felt...... 
..merry Xmas and lets all be safe and not cut too many tires at Mathews Brake..
PS... i still don't own spinners or window decals...but each his own
..merry Xmas and lets all be safe and not cut too many tires at Mathews Brake..
PS... i still don't own spinners or window decals...but each his own
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"i aint a mindreader, i am just an elf" Silas Robertson
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Rah Rah gooooooooo tigers!!!!!! hey look at me on daddys boat with my Phi Delta Kappa formal tee shirt on!!......'My" guide took this picture..........Go get em Hood Boy.......looking cool.....oh by the way tell your daddy Mallard Manor is not open I think this year and Eli is keeping a low profile over at Fighting Bayou.....be thinking mobile....ringnecks....
MsDuckman...missed the 17 yearold son comment.......its worse than that...I'm 45 with a 5 and 2 year old sons.....same mother...nice woman, clean, good teeth, regular bowls..you know......and get this ...she is kin to every Luckett in Brandon! cuz?
MsDuckman...missed the 17 yearold son comment.......its worse than that...I'm 45 with a 5 and 2 year old sons.....same mother...nice woman, clean, good teeth, regular bowls..you know......and get this ...she is kin to every Luckett in Brandon! cuz?
"i aint a mindreader, i am just an elf" Silas Robertson
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#2 type of Ms Duck Hunter..( not the final though)
Big Ricky Redneck
The rascal can fix his 185s Honda ( thats a three wheeler for you collegeboys) with just a dang Leatherman under any condition. Hunts Malmasion and adjoining property lines...Duck Call? none really has a Cowboy Fernandaz SureShot in his front pocket but only uses it to signal his wife when to cut her Plymonth Duster lights on to pick him up after dark
The sucker can flat out duck hunt. Loves to beat the yuppie hunters into their holes before the 4:00 send off. Shoots a 1100 that will actually eject after each fired round. Decoys ..you guessed it old G&H's with some water keel Carrylites...Works for the Gas cOmpany and thinks a 401 program is takin his money. Your wife trys to hide from him when spotted uptown by ducking in the Alluvian but you love him. You know he would snap another man's arm if they disrespected you or any of his friends. You feel bad because you never invited last year to your "lease"..but he doesn't pick up on it. Big Ricky is a crack instintive shot. He'll kill 3 deer last year just duck hunting. And cooking man ole man.. he has got that Wishbone,wrapped in bacon cream cheese recipe down to a science. Got a sweat wife and 5 daughters. Big Ricky ain't big on camo. He stays on the shadow side. He wears his brother's old Nam coat alot....No dog.....they are only for rabbits, posted deer property and keeping Jehovah Witness away.......For the marbles If you haveonly 1 hunt left...pick Ricky..he want let you down, he's a closer..when he shakes your hand..he looks you in the eye........
Big Ricky Redneck
The rascal can fix his 185s Honda ( thats a three wheeler for you collegeboys) with just a dang Leatherman under any condition. Hunts Malmasion and adjoining property lines...Duck Call? none really has a Cowboy Fernandaz SureShot in his front pocket but only uses it to signal his wife when to cut her Plymonth Duster lights on to pick him up after dark
The sucker can flat out duck hunt. Loves to beat the yuppie hunters into their holes before the 4:00 send off. Shoots a 1100 that will actually eject after each fired round. Decoys ..you guessed it old G&H's with some water keel Carrylites...Works for the Gas cOmpany and thinks a 401 program is takin his money. Your wife trys to hide from him when spotted uptown by ducking in the Alluvian but you love him. You know he would snap another man's arm if they disrespected you or any of his friends. You feel bad because you never invited last year to your "lease"..but he doesn't pick up on it. Big Ricky is a crack instintive shot. He'll kill 3 deer last year just duck hunting. And cooking man ole man.. he has got that Wishbone,wrapped in bacon cream cheese recipe down to a science. Got a sweat wife and 5 daughters. Big Ricky ain't big on camo. He stays on the shadow side. He wears his brother's old Nam coat alot....No dog.....they are only for rabbits, posted deer property and keeping Jehovah Witness away.......For the marbles If you haveonly 1 hunt left...pick Ricky..he want let you down, he's a closer..when he shakes your hand..he looks you in the eye........"i aint a mindreader, i am just an elf" Silas Robertson
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Good one. Had me cracked up all day. MSDuckman holmes done figured it out. I was wanting to get in the metro duck huntin boyz from the hood with the bankdude and Biggie.
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swamprooter wrote:Rah Rah gooooooooo tigers!!!!!! hey look at me on daddys boat with my Phi Delta Kappa formal tee shirt on!!......'My" guide took this picture..........Go get em Hood Boy.......looking cool.....oh by the way tell your daddy Mallard Manor is not open I think this year and Eli is keeping a low profile over at Fighting Bayou.....be thinking mobile....ringnecks....
MsDuckman...missed the 17 yearold son comment.......its worse than that...I'm 45 with a 5 and 2 year old sons.....same mother...nice woman, clean, good teeth, regular bowls..you know......and get this ...she is kin to every Luckett in Brandon! cuz?
I feel your pain Pal.
Heres your Christmas present I made in a rush for ya...
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MSDuckman..............I'm speechless..........I'm really speechless............I'm tore up....PM me your address..I'll send you a real Swamprooter logo hat.......
PS...I hate to say this but I do bow building and turkey call makin also.... could you squeese that on there too.....?/..ok .it's too much i understand
PS...I hate to say this but I do bow building and turkey call makin also.... could you squeese that on there too.....?/..ok .it's too much i understand
"i aint a mindreader, i am just an elf" Silas Robertson
Where do you come up with this stuff...it's so friggin funny....and SO FRIGGIN TRUE.
I'm the kind that USE to be into duck hunting hot and heavy...but haven't gone one single time in 2 seasons now. I blow a Buck Gardner Double Nasty (I think) Got a half way decent dog, some Avery? Hot buy decoys, prefer to hunt flooded timber, and will shoot whatever comes in on most days, and when the ducks are here will only shoot greenheads. I am not opposed to hard work when duck hunting, and have always hunted 100% public land except on invites to a couple of private holes. I don't skyblast, I prefer to work the ducks in as close as possible, and don't shoot them until they have their landing gear down. I started out with a 870, and now have a SBE, which I have had for @ 10 years now. I did shoot 25 ducks in with 25 shells in the timber one time with that old 870.....5 per day for 5 straight days. I am a meat caller...never tried to do any of that contest stuff....it's just not for me...not knocking it...it's just not for me. I have 2 stickers on my truck...one is a outline of a lab's head and the other shows my membership in the Hunting Retriever Club as shown below.
Where do I fit in?
I'm the kind that USE to be into duck hunting hot and heavy...but haven't gone one single time in 2 seasons now. I blow a Buck Gardner Double Nasty (I think) Got a half way decent dog, some Avery? Hot buy decoys, prefer to hunt flooded timber, and will shoot whatever comes in on most days, and when the ducks are here will only shoot greenheads. I am not opposed to hard work when duck hunting, and have always hunted 100% public land except on invites to a couple of private holes. I don't skyblast, I prefer to work the ducks in as close as possible, and don't shoot them until they have their landing gear down. I started out with a 870, and now have a SBE, which I have had for @ 10 years now. I did shoot 25 ducks in with 25 shells in the timber one time with that old 870.....5 per day for 5 straight days. I am a meat caller...never tried to do any of that contest stuff....it's just not for me...not knocking it...it's just not for me. I have 2 stickers on my truck...one is a outline of a lab's head and the other shows my membership in the Hunting Retriever Club as shown below.
Where do I fit in?
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