Different kinds of Ms Duck.com Duckhunters?

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Different kinds of Ms Duck.com Duckhunters?

Postby swamprooter » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:03 pm

Just doing a little stereotyping here but its seems somewhat clear to me being a newbie on here, there could be 2 distinct type duck hunters on here but maybe more but...Heres my figurings

#1 Decal Donnie Joe

Tinted Z71 windows with 4 diferent hunting related decals on back windshield, just a damn Robo Duck mechanic jack of All trades, center console full of extra MoJo parts and mismatched batteries, believes he made someheadway with the DU girl selling raffle ticket the other night. Says his call doesn't sound just right because he dips, so he buys 3 more spinners. hunts a little public land for timber but has a "pit" blind lease in the Delta he thinks hes paid up on. Got a meat dog thats chocolate and will whoop a man's booty if they tell him chocs are inferior. Can knock the booty end out of a Miller Lite and wears a pair of dark Oakleys always. Good ole boy who believes he just might catch a break and have his on TV show on versus one day. Can start up an ole high school football story quicker than a cat can lick his butt.....

#2 is a little different..later
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Postby chevy01234 » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:09 pm

You stirring up crap on here is a quick way to get kicked out. Just enjoy the site and drop all the bitching and moaning because someone hurt your feelings. There are alot of good people on this site but you will likely never meet them with the attitude you have.

And for the record my meat dog is black and my winows are clear as they can be, do not own a mojo either!
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Postby quakwacker » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:19 pm

there must be something going around. I have noticed a few pointless posts on here lately.
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Postby SwampMan » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:23 pm

swamprooter, since you are the "master hunter", please post some pictures of your hunting success. I would rather look at those than read your pointless posts.
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Postby Duck Nawteek » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:25 pm

Damn, he sure is knockin the hell out of this hornets nest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby waterfowlwidowmaker » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:28 pm

Bwahahahahahaha.........This is great...

Continue on...

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Re: 2 kinds of Ms Duck.com Duckhunters?

Postby Deagle » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:28 pm

swamprooter wrote:Just doing a little stereotyping here but its seems somewhat clear to me being a newbie on here, there could be 2 distinct type duck hunters on here but maybe more but...Heres my figurings

#1 Decal Donnie Joe

Tinted Z71 windows with 4 diferent hunting related decals on back windshield, just a damn Robo Duck mechanic jack of All trades, center console full of extra MoJo parts and mismatched batteries, believes he made someheadway with the DU girl selling raffle ticket the other night. Says his call doesn't sound just right because he dips, so he buys 3 more spinners. hunts a little public land for timber but has a "pit" blind lease in the Delta he thinks hes paid up on. Got a meat dog thats chocolate and will whoop a man's booty if they tell him chocs are inferior. Can knock the booty end out of a Miller Lite and wears a pair of dark Oakleys always. Good ole boy who believes he just might catch a break and have his on TV show on versus one day. Can start up an ole high school football story quicker than a cat can lick his butt.....

#2 is a little different..later



And then, there are some, who do not know how to correctly use the English language. (see above paragraph) :roll:
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Postby chopper30 » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:29 pm

Well swamprooter, we don't give these out to just anyone, but according to your merits I think you deserve one for sure! Just to let you know the company you now keep, we've only given one of these out ever before today...

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From now on, we will refer to you as Doctor Buttierooter D.U.
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Postby GREENHEAD » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:32 pm

8) :) :o :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Deagle » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:37 pm

Oh Lawd! I'm's is so proud! Little ole Buttierooter done and got himself a decree. Way to go baby! A Doctor. Buttierooter's a Doctor! Oh Lawd, I done and got the vapors. Ya'll excuses me wilst I fan myself.
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Postby swamprooter » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:52 pm

Gosh guys....is it the window decal reference?...spinners?.......Please quit taking yourself so seriously....my sarcasim is merely for entertainment which some of ya'll enjoy...Now Chevy 01234 No one has hurt my feelings...bitching and moaning??....man where have you been .. I'm smiling and laughing.. I think Team Brandon is too......MSDuckman is going to invite me hunting........Take for instance.........Chooper30...he comes out of no where and labels me a "BootieRooter'...now thats not nice..I haven't resorted to that type of teenage name calling......... Maybe Chopper has a window decal or two....thats great...... SwampMan don't read my stuff on here...it's just fiction but for non- fiction you can buy the 2008 first edition of Traditional Bowhunter Magazine in january...I have been fortunate to accomplish something no one else have ever done.... :oops:

If some of my "sterotyping" post insults you....Please just skip over my name...it will be alright...But if you like my stuff hopefully i'll make you smile today....
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Postby RNAIL » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:00 pm

This is great, keep it coming. You go boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby tombstone » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:01 pm

come on chopper, you know he nailed it perfect for some of these guys :lol:
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Postby marionfd708 » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:01 pm

twr- - - - - off the scale
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Postby GulfCoast » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:02 pm

Hell, I just thought he met GH22 someplace and was describing the experiance.... :wink:
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