Postby GulfCoast » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:54 pm
(I saw this on another board and could not resist, because its true)
Of course there is the other end of the spectrum.
Shootaphobia
That’s the one where a hunter passes on multiple reasonable shots due to an insane belief that if he doesn’t shoot, the birds will try to land right in front of him.
Symptoms usually take the form of shouts……
“Why did you shoot at that bird?â€
or
“Why didn’t we shoot on that pass?â€
A hunter with full blown shootaphobia never seems to be happy with the situation. In his head there is always a reason not to shoot, and then remorse at not having shot.
We have decided on an acronym for Full Blown Shootaphobia….. “Full BSâ€.
Those with "Full BS" always think everyone else is a skybuster. It’s so sad.
A guy with "Full BS" can hunt with various groups of other hunters and the story is always the same......... "Why didn't you wait?"
Even when the others kill the birds.... "Why didn't you wait?"
Even when the guy kills a bird himself....."We should have waited, we could have got more".
“Full Blown Shootaphobia†can get worse. In many cases the afflicted will insist that no one can have any shells but him.
Even at that, he insists that the others leave their unloaded guns on safe and cover their eyes and ears.
And the dog better not whine when the birds fly away without being shot at, never to return….â€Bad dog, no biscuitâ€.
These cases are the “Extreme†phase. “Extreme Full Blown Shootaphobiaâ€
We just call it “Extremely Full BSâ€.
So many ducks, so little time....
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