Joke that says it all

[tunica]

THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE

Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail.
I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.


The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.

I'd say you must be French".


A American

[blacklab101]

> > "My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one
that
> > > says 'First Iraq, then France'."
> > >
> > > "The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam
> >from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
> > > -Jay Leno
> > >
> > > "France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam
> >is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came
rollin
> >thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
> > > -David Letterman
> > >
> > > Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
> >accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage.
> > > -unknown
> > >
> > > France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable
> > > because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable
because
> > > they live in France.
> > > -Mark Twain
> > >
> > > Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
> > > -Ted Nugent
> > >
> > > The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we
found
> > > truffles in Iraq.
> > >
> > > War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II
> > >
> > > Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
> > > A. The Army
> > >
> > > Q. Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
> > > A. So the Germans can march in the shade!!!
> > >
> > > Q. How do you stop a French tank?
> > > A. Shoot the guy pushing.
> > >
> > > Q. How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris?
> > > A. We don't know, it's never been tried.
> > >
> > > The best line heard over the last week: "We can count on the French to
> >be there when they need us."
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