Big Star for Kicking Saddams booty......

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Big Star for Kicking Saddams booty......

Postby The_Murderer » Tue Mar 18, 2003 11:34 pm

Pssst...He is famed for playing the all-action hero in Hollywood blockbusters such as Die Hard and Armageddon.


So, with the prospect of war in the Gulf looming, ? proudly phoned President George Bush to tell him he was ready to don his trademark vest and volunteer for military service.


But he was shocked when an aide at the White House told him: 'Sorry, ?????, you're too old to enlist.'


?????? said he was so sick of the antiwar attitude of his fellow actors that he offered to battle alongside US forces against Saddam.


Can you tell me who this TRUE American is?.......
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Postby RebelYelp » Tue Mar 18, 2003 11:53 pm

none other than Bruce Willis
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Postby The_Murderer » Wed Mar 19, 2003 12:26 am

RebelYelp, I think I made that too easy, but YES....



YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Bustin' Ducks » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:04 pm

Dang..Didn't hear that from ole Bruce...
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Postby gadwall2 » Thu Mar 20, 2003 8:30 am

He is a balding guy with not-so-good teeth that was able to snag Demi Moore, he shouldn't have problem with Saddam.
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Postby duckhuntalot » Thu Mar 20, 2003 7:54 pm

Speaking of being sick of anti-war protestors, I was watching CNN a few minutes ago and the the site of so called Americans blocking the streets in Chicago sickened me. I saw grab em up and ship their arses over there with the starving, opressed, regular Iraqis looking for a way out from under such a pitiful excuse of a Goverment and see how they like it then!

America is a free country and granted we all have rights ...... thi just erks me!!!!! :evil:
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Postby Delta Duck » Thu Mar 20, 2003 9:55 pm

I saw some of that trash. The protesters will be the first one bitching if we have another terrorist attack in the home land, Why can't the law officers protect us from the terrorist.

They probably would have been able if they didn't have to control the anti war protesters that get out of hand.

They are a joke, I have no use for those pacifist, appeasers.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a lover not a fighter, but certain things have got to be done! :lol:
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