BIG BUCK LOGIC

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BIG BUCK LOGIC

Postby chopper30 » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:23 pm

An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on
acorns.

8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along.'

4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!'

Button buck says, 'My two are alright, better than nothing I guess.'

Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the
field.

The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.

The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone pole and

snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10
anyways?'

4 pointer says, 'You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or
two of mine!'

The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in confusion.

Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field!

He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place, snorts &
Weezes,

rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off!

Then he runs back over to his two buddies.

His friends immediately jump him, 'What the hell are you doing!?'

'I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a buck!'
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Postby DUCKAHOLIC » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:35 pm

:P :lol: :lol:
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Postby QUACKERS » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:30 pm

:lol: :lol: funny shat right there
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Postby bigbuckslayer » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:35 pm

ha thats a good one. Bet that little sucker was worried bout big bubba thinking he was a doe.
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Postby JFW2006 » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:42 pm

:D :D :D ...dont blame him!!!!thats a good one!
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Postby Greenhead22 » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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jerru clowe

Postby jdbuckshot » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:10 pm

i see you been rethinking jerry clowers work eh?
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Postby dosse » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:51 pm

Ha Ha i like that
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Re: jerru clowe

Postby COONDOG » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:49 am

jdbuckshot wrote:i see you been rethinking jerry clowers work eh?



I was thinkin the same thing
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Postby Warren » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:26 pm

ole jerry could tell um
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Postby waterfowlwidowmaker » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:38 pm

Love me some jerry clower........Hawoooooooooooo Marcel!!!!

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