Postby goosebruce » Fri Feb 21, 2003 12:13 pm
DY, I love the new sign off moniker!
You geographically challenged fellers should never, I mean, ever, try to fit in by using ya'll. Hell we know where your from. Be half assed proud of it, and expect to be made fun of. Don't call it a perch, or a pop, its a brim and coke... Those kind of words you can use. But when ya hit a ya'll, your faces all draw up when you say it and we know your full of $#!+. hehehe.
We had sum boys from mn down one time, 2 of them brought 4 cases a peice for a 4 day duck hunt. No $#!+. Told em the last time sum yankee slicks brought down that much ammo, we had to rebuild alanta. Dunno whut the hell they thought, if they where gonna kill 400 ducks, or they simply sucked shooting. Anyway, they kinda grinned whenever a southernism was spoken. That smug lil yankee grin that makes you wanna slap the teeth out the smiler, cause he thinks he so smart. So, bout 2 hours into the gig, we had noticed this, and just started making up the most rediculous southern expressions. 'Well, if that don't knock the cotton off the biscuit'. 'Mama always said cornbread won't rise in a house of sin'. It was funnier than hell, them guys laughing at us for being stupid rednecks, and us laughing at them for being so gullable and smug.
Had a feller from NY, a good mofo too, I liked him from the git go, down one time during a hard freeze. Well, he made it on the thaw hunt, and was blown away. 2 pair of woodies come in (rare for field hunting especially where we where at) and one pair is landing when he shoots... He cuts both woodies with that shot, and I laughed so hard I never shot at the other pair. Called him Duece Sluice after that. He was a good mofo, and I think in just a few mo hunts, Id got him to quit carrying around that big ass metal guncase ya'll all seem to have. Whut is up with that? Is that like a law up there or sumthing? travis