Mississippi Humor

Primetime · Postby **Primetime** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:54 am

A guy drove to Oxford and picked up one of those new
Mercedes cars. He was testing it out in the parking lot,
turned on the radio and nothing happened.
Furious, he demanded to see the sales manager, and told him
"When I buy a $50,000 car, I expect the dang radio to work."
The sales manager explained to him that the radio had been
programmed to his voice and all he had to do was tell the
radio what he wanted to hear.
He got back into the car and said "Country music," and ol' Willie Nelson started singing. "Rock and roll," he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started crooning.
"Easy listening," he remarked, and all at once, it sounded like he was in an elevator.
He was relaxed, driving down I-55, and listening
to the smooth sounds. About that time, a pickup truck with
two good ole boys almost ran him off the road.
"Stupid rednecks!" he screamed.
The radio immediately responded with...
"TOUCHdooooooooown, Bulllllllllllllldawgs!!!

Super Black Eagle · Postby **Super Black Eagle** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 11:59 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol:

Doc & Nash · Postby **Doc & Nash** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 9:19 am

SO TRUE SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Delta Duck · Postby **Delta Duck** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 9:48 am

I don't see allot of rednecks on MSU Team! I did notice allot of Brothers :lol:

FARMDUX · Postby **FARMDUX** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 9:56 am

delta duck your one to be talking, ther wasnt a single white on old mrs def. this year. and there sure wasn't a single white player on offense, sure there were one or two guys but they weren't players.

go hogs!!!!

Delta Duck · Postby **Delta Duck** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 10:02 am

Lowduck,

If the joke had been about Ole Misstake, I would have said the same thing. :lol:

FARMDUX · Postby **FARMDUX** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 10:50 am

comments like delta ducks first one is why i wonder why people think old mrs is such a race friendly, open arms school.

RIP EM · Postby **RIP EM** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:34 pm

Careful there, I had to change my username from REBELHATER To RIP EM. Must be a few OVERSENSITIVE rebs lurking! To be honest, I ca'nt say as I blame em. But I do Know why! As I have already stated I WAS NOT meaning to offend anyone! Please Forgive me!!!!!!!!

Delta Duck · Postby **Delta Duck** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:43 pm

I would like to know what people think Ole Misstake is a race friendly or unfriendly school. I always thought of them as just a unfriendly school :lol:

litlhitch · Postby **litlhitch** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:55 pm

Primetime,
If I'm not mistaken, arent you gonna be at that "redneck" school soon?

RIP EM · Postby **RIP EM** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:14 pm

Delta Duck, Your wrong. There plenty friendly as long as you can, Do the HOTTY- TODDY cheer,(while intoxicated), Kiss Ol Eli's feet, Act more important than anyone around, And talk down to anyone who is not pleased with Barnes, Cutcliff and Bianco.

Postby **Greenhead22** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:31 pm

That joke was originally done with the use of the University of Alabama, and is a better joke using Bama..... :lol:

Rednecks and msu....nah...........rednecks and Um.....possibly.......rednecks and arkansas..........surely......alabama........definitely...... :lol:

duckhuntalot · Postby **duckhuntalot** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:59 pm

Uh? Rednecks in Arkansas?

Postby **Greenhead22** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:02 pm

Yup, I happen to know some.......... :lol:

hotty toddy · Postby **hotty toddy** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:19 pm

Yea there are rednecks at State and I know of a few rednecks in Oxford, myself included. If the joke was about bama if believe the correct term would be toothless hicks.

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