college professor and the navy seal

[rookie]

>A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was



teaching



>his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
stated >for
>once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the
>ceiling he shouted:
>
>"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform.
>I'll
>give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
>
>The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes
>went by.
>
>"I'm waiting God. If you're real, knock me off this
platform!!!!"
>
>Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God, saying, "Here I
am,
>God!!!
>I'm still waiting!!!! "
>
>His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a
SEAL, just
>released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and
newly
>registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL
hit him
>full
>force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty



platform.



>
>The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and
shocked. >They
>began to babble in confusion.
>
>The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat
silent. The
>class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
>
>Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He
looked



at



>the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his
senses and
>could speak he asked:
>
>"What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"
>
>The SEAL replied:
>
>"God was really busy watching over America's soldiers, who are
>protecting
>your right to say stupid $#!+ and act like an "turd-cutter"!!! So He
told me



to

[Mark K]

Rookie, you'll do.

Thanks!