Status and levels in Duckery

[MSDuckmen]

I tell ya Benny I aint never meet ya. But buddy we going to have to have one of them banjo showdowns one day. This damn old job of mine don’t let me plant like ya do, I’m a little jealous of that but buddy I got to tell ya that this here boy is biting at the bit to put you in your rightful place. (Behind me as the best). Now you got competition for second with old Duckhunt4 (Wes) you know my partner in crime. He’s the best ducker I ever meet out side of myself, (wait a minute whilst I pat my own back).

Now for the fake band business I guess I aint been on the web log enough to know what ya talking about there. But why the hell would anybody want a fake band? I will tell ya this, I got somewhere around 50 bands aint never really counted them but have slipped a few on to the legs of ducks killed by some young hunters hunting with us to give em a thrill.
Never held a lot of stock in bands, and refuse to were them on a lanyard cause the shine too much and get in the damn way when you trying to get to your calls.

I’m with you on the different tactics for merit, Nothing pisses me off more than to have a jerk move in close to me simply because he heard my shots and is too lazy to find his on "@#$%#" hole. On to top it all off the sumbitch has one of them "@#$%#" spinners humming, to pull the birds off me.

My greatest moment in duck hunting is when I kill my limit with my old Black Powder Double, shooting over my homemade decoys, calling with my home turned call. That my friend is when the rubber meets the road.

When ya reach that Plato lets get together and have that banjo showdown.

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[goosebruce]

Benny you call yurself the best? 6 shells 6 ducks????? You wasting ammo boy! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Cain't shoot no better dan dat, better git on da porch, so the big dogs don't run you over. travis

[damnyankee]

I don't need any rating system I think reading what people post tell about who or what they.
As far as motos this is my final answer...if you like 'em use 'em if not don't.
I hold no grudge either way.
But if were going to rate...
Just come up north break ice,fight the river, throw a few hundred decoys, pop a cold Blue Ribbon at 4:00am and be as happy as two young boys in a jar of snot and you rate high on my list.

Forgot, you damn right I wear nice **** , I can now finally afford some of it. There is something to be said for being warm and dry. And it ain't I'm a rookie, it may be I'm a yankee, but not a rookie.
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[ June 29, 2001: Message edited by: damnyankee ]

[Po Monkey Lounger]

Get out your waders, the bullsh#t is getting deeeeeeeep!!!!

[goosebruce]

DY ya kinda asked for dat! Dats classic...too far west...Sheeeet.....travis [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[damnyankee]

I'm so damn tired of apologizing for my grandad kicking your grandads ass that I'm not going to anymore. We always figured you all are too embarassed to come up North.
Benny don't let it bother you we won't talk about it unless you put ketchup on your fries. I have never seen anyone put vinegar on fries, now gravy that's a different story. How can you eat fries w/out gravy??
I had this waitress ask if I was serious then she near shiit when I asked for brown gravy!! Damn okra eaters, we call that milkweed!!!!
As far asses before you go down that road you might want to hang out at your local Wal Mart(you know the only store in south) and look around, I've seen some stuff there that just ain't right!!! I think the Lord said we'll give them yankees all the ass and the teeth!!
What the heell is wrong with ice fishing?? One hole for the line and one for the beer!!

[GulfCoast]

Yep, yer right. It IS getting deep, even for this board....

[Black_Dawg]

Hey now,I like that big ol' booty! don't pic on the dark enz'