Postby crow » Mon Oct 28, 2002 7:56 am
Y'all have done it now...reported a duck in MS!
All these GA folks are already packing their Z71's (complete with DU and Delta stickers), loading the Sportsman 600, hitched up the War Eagle w/MudBuddy blind and motor, cased up the SSBE (SuperSonic Black Eagle...the one with radar and stealth technology!), put on the Columbia Quad Parka (that the ad said can make you look and smell like a tree), bought new waders (10 MM neopreme w/titanium soles and internal catalytic heater ), made a trip to Bass Pro Shop to buy the latest 42 Duck Commander tapes (for late night entertainment at the Rolling Fork Dew Drop Inn), purchased the latest solid platinum Rich'nTone duck call (they even promised to practice once before they arrive), bought 5 cases of 3 1/2" BB HeviShot (sometimes you have to take a long shot in those greentrees when the ducks won't come right to you and keep trying to land on somebody else, you know), made the requisite stop at the Stone Mountain Bottle Shop for spirits (only to be drunk in case of snake bite...and everyone of them has his own snake with him just to make sure he gets bit!), filled up the 60 gallon tank so they can visit all over the delta, and is on their way to Your Favorite WMA. See you there, sports fans!