How bout it Po Monk

[Boogerden Boy]

While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Ole Miss fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Mississippi State fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Ole Miss fan walks over to the Bulldog fan and says, "Hey, man, think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Mississippi State fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Mississippi State fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Rebel, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Rebel fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Rebel fan hands it back to the Mississippi State fan and says, "Your turn!" The Mississippi State fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

[Po Monkey Lounger]

not bad

[crackhead]

Me likes that one!!!