Great SEC fans joke.... (insert your teams here)

[camlock]

Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking

out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a

nude female, dead drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Ole Miss fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast. The Miss State fan took off his cap and
placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some
grumbling, the LSU fan took off his cap and placed it over her
"youth."

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Ole Miss cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some notes. Next, he lifted the Miss State cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the LSU cap,
replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time,
and replaced it one last time.

The LSU fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking? "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when
I look under a LSU hat, I find an @ s shole.

[mudsucker]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!