For the State fans...

[rjohnson]

A rancher outside Oxford, MS was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a short time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf and
was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he heard the Ole Miss fight song followed by the "Hotty Totty" cheer.

Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a vet in town. When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him. The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen. He casually agreed he heard the fight song and a rendition of the cheer "Hotty Toddy", but didn't seem particularly excited. "Man, this is unbelievable! How can you stand there and not be amazed?" the farmer asked. The vet, a third generation Mississippi State graduate, explained, "Hell Bud, I'm a State fan, and I've been listening to assholes sing that song and hollar that cheer my whole life!"

[Grommet]

[Greenhead22]