Crazy Ed to name a new starting QB

Don Miller · Postby **Don Miller** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:55 am

http://www.snydernews.net/2006/07/seth_adams.html

rebelduckaholic · Postby **rebelduckaholic** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:44 am

No where in that article did it say the BS was not coming or won't make it. Until then he is the starting qb. As crazy as that may seem we have to put up with crazy Eds descisions.

Woodduckdawg · Postby **Woodduckdawg** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:58 pm

Did you hear season ticket sales are down over 11,000 from last year? I agree they coast an arm and a leg but that seems like a big number to me with football season basically a month away.

Don Miller · Postby **Don Miller** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:20 pm

I hear Crazy Ed has some hoochie strippers from south Louisiana that are under threat from him to perform nationwide (Show Girls in Vaiden at least two days a week) with 60% of the net going to the UM athletic fund to make up for the short fall that a certain alumni from the coast won't pay for. You gotta make up for short falls some kinda way.

I was disapointed that Ed's idea of the sorority girl and donkey halftime show was scrapped. :shock:

Yeehaw...Yeehaw...

RebelYelp · Postby **RebelYelp** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:27 pm

add 8k or so student tix and you're only looking at a 3-4k ticket drop from last years numbers, which included student tix....

Postby **GordonGekko** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:46 pm

Don Miller wrote: I was disapointed that Ed's idea of the sorority girl and donkey halftime show was scrapped.

well in that case anybody wanna buy a pair of tickets to the UGA - Ole Miss game....

bigwater · Postby **bigwater** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:28 am

don.. i just got through talking to ed... he wants to get a look at yer arm.. he told me if you could still throw that ball 55 yards in the air.. he'd name you as starter..

Don Miller · Postby **Don Miller** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:58 pm

bigwater wrote:don.. i just got through talking to ed... he wants to get a look at yer arm.. he told me if you could still throw that ball 55 yards in the air.. he'd name you as starter..

I'd have to run out of the shotgun. I've gotten so fat I don't think I could bend down to take a snap from center. :lol:

mudsucker · Postby **mudsucker** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:34 pm

Don Miller wrote:
bigwater wrote:don.. i just got through talking to ed... he wants to get a look at yer arm.. he told me if you could still throw that ball 55 yards in the air.. he'd name you as starter..

I'd have to run out of the shotgun. I've gotten so fat I don't think I could bend down to take a snap from center.

You would not pass up a chance to pat that booty of the center now would you?

bigwater · Postby **bigwater** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:14 am

don.. i could see you wearing the red and blue next year.. working out of the shotgun exclusivley.. i think you should wear #22.. you'd remind me of former uk quarteback.. 300lb. jared lorenzen (sp?)

crackhead · Postby **crackhead** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:19 am

I bet if Zero could get DM signed he would even bring back the wussy old baby blue helments. Big how much eligability does Don have left.

bigwater · Postby **bigwater** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:27 am

don's like chuck norris..

he's elegible as long as he f'n wants to be.. if someone wants to give him some schit about it.. they'll end up as long-nose gar bait on a certain delta lake...

crackhead · Postby **crackhead** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:38 am

While standing on Zero's sideline Don "Norris" Miller could stare at the opposing teams pass so f'in hard that it would burst into flames, therefore the ball would be blown dead. And the Mighty Rebels would receive the ball.

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