Pit-Bull Attack in Starkville

[Po Monkey Lounger]

Pit-Bull Attack in Starkville

An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Starkville, Mississippi, when he
saw his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his
bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back.

After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put
the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.

The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling
for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said,
"Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to
make tomorrow's headlines!" It will read: Mississippi State Fan is Hero -- !
Risks His Life, Saves Young Friend From Vicious Pit Bull Attack."

The youngster said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Mississippi State Fan."

The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Ole Miss Fan Saves Young Friend's
Life in Pit-Bull Attack."

The young man said, "But I'm not an Ole Miss fan."

The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Southern Mississippi Fan Saves
Friend's Life."

Once again the young man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Southern
Mississippi fan, either."

The editor, becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is your favorite
team?"

The kid replied with a big smile, "LSU."

The next morning, the local newspaper headlines read:


BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE COONASS "illegitimate child".

[Deltamud77]

That is pretty good

[Grommet]

Damn you Po Monk. Stop the hate.

[duckkiller]

[MudHog]

HAHAHAHA....... so the moral of the story, trust an LSU fan for help, don't trust anyone from Issipissi.

GO LSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big R]

That could be true, because only a LSU fan would have done that, a State or Ole Miss fan would have run home crying.

GEAUX TIGERS................

[Drakeshead]

That could be true, because only a LSU fan would have done that, a State or Ole Miss fan would have run home crying.

GEAUX TIGERS................

Naw, we aint stupid enough to go and jump on the back of an animal already eating on someone else. We just go in the house and grab the first available gun and shot the d@mn thing!

[Grommet]

That could be true, because only a LSU fan would have done that, a State or Ole Miss fan would have run home crying.

GEAUX TIGERS................

Naw, we aint stupid enough to go and jump on the back of an animal already eating on someone else. We just go in the house and grab the first available gun and shot the d@mn thing!

Why would you shoot a guy who is already being attacked by a dog.

[Bigpoppa]

Funny stuff!