Bird Flu

[skywalker]

I hope alot of folks stay at home because of it. Just means more ducks for me!!! All you have to do is 'cook' the duck and I do that anyways. What's the deal?

skywalker

[bigwater]

duck ala tar-tar

[tunica]

duck ala tar-tar

aint that what you eat when you see the Fed's coming

[skywalker]

When I see the feds coming it is, shell ala lead lead.

skywalker

[mottlet]

Yall funny. Everybody knows you don't see the feds coming.

[Po Monkey Lounger]

This bird flu scare could be a marketing boom for the duck hunting gadget industry:

camo breathing masks for field and cleaning ducks

camo rubber gloves for field and cleaning ducks

camo rubber mouth insert for dog for safely picking up ducks

camo bags to place harvested ducks into for transport back to home or camp

stainless steel game cleaning tables

specially formulated bleach solution for cleaning game cleaning table

special designed incinerators for safe disposal of duck carcasses, used rubber gloves from cleaning and in field, etc.

test kit for testing harvested ducks for bird flu virus

specially designed meat thermometer for use in cooking ducks to insure proper temperature for effectively killing any virus in the duck meat

camo blind top to prevent entry of bird schit into blind and onto hunters

decontaminating wash for boots, clothing, dog, etc. when coming out of the field and before entering home or the camp

boat wash

blind wash

air purifiers and cleaners to remove airborne viruses from the air at the duck camp or home

etc. etc.

[Bankermane]

I look at the positive side of this. Scare off all the wannabees and leave the ducks to the staunch.