Postby goosebruce » Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:04 pm
If ya got 300 bucks worth of calls on your neck but cant call ducks, ya might be a topwater.
If ya got one of those neck cracker thingys, ya might be a topwater.
If ya got an airline apporved gun case you take to the blind, ya might be a topwater.
If ya blow your goose call at cornamints, ya might be a topwater.
If ya dress like that Parker Jamision dude on du tv, ya might be a topwater.
If ya give hi fives after EVERY single duck you scratch out, ya might be a topwater.
If ya got one of those duck id books in the blind with you, ya might be a topwater.
If ya got a $1500 shotgun, a $300 coat, $80 cocksucker hat, $100 worth of heavyshot, $40 worth of eletric socks & hand warmers, but plastic walmart rain gear, ya might be a topwater.
Wannabes buy bands on ebay or shoot tamies that are banded and think its the same. Topwaters just put the ones they give you at the shows on their lanyards. Wannabes want you think they got it going on, topwaters dont know the difference. travis
......with or without a Q-beam). Timing is everything, my friend. 
