Hailcall to Dr. Duck 2000

[sharpshooter]

Hey Duck,
How'd you like that stellar retrieving performance last week? I tell you, with a lot of money, years of hard work and determination, one day you might have a dog like mine. If you need a copy of my new book "How to train a retriever not to retrieve" I'll be glad to send you a copy free of charge since you seem like such a nice guy.
shooter

[DR.DUCK2000]

Send me a copy of that book C.O.D. I am in the process of writing a book myself..."What To DO at a Hunt Test"(when your dog acts like she is on crack.)

She needs to be around many dogs between now and next fall. I think I may go out to Kearney a couple wknds and make her stay in a holding blind while the other dogs work the whole time. She has some really hard lessons to learn. We both do.

[DR.DUCK2000]

By the way...I think you had as Fred calls it one of those "Sheeite Happens" type of wknds. Talk about some bad breaks. Let me know when you will be down this way.

[crow]

Hey, Sharpshooter, glad to see another author here! I'm writing a book, too. It's called, "Getting to the Point." So far, it's about 2,000 pages! Maybe Iought to try retriever training!

[gator]

my book has a long title, "how to have a perfect dog by yourself, but a knothead when others are around so your friends hate to see your dog coming"