Bams's New Fight Song

[Bourbon]

Saw this on an LSU board (go figure) and thought it was funny. If any Bama fans are going to the game, we will be parked in a big purple school bus near the Houndstooth Bar with lots of cold beer and gumbo. Ask for Uneaux.

Big boosters keep on cheatin'
They'll do anything to win
Buying players across the Southland
I won't miss Bama 'cause what they did is a sin

Well, I heard Mr. Young make excuses
Well, I heard ol' Logan try to save his hide
Well, I hope Logan Young will remember
He helped kill off the Crimson Tide, that's right

Chorus:
Geaux to Hell, Alabama!
Fans are gonna be so blue
Geaux to Hell, Alabama!
NCAA's comin' for you...

At Arety's they love the dancers
The Tide is rollin' yes it's true
Now Hookergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, now tell me true

(Chorus)

Now Tuscaloosa's full of assclowns
And they're deluded through and through
Lord, they'll all be drinking Kool-Aid
That'll pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how 'bout you?

(Chorus)

Some alternate lyrics for that (partial song):

WELL, I HEARD FAT PHIL SING ABOUT HER.
WELL, I HEARD FAT PHIL PUT HER DOWN.
WELL, I HOPE FAT PHIL WILL REMEMBER.
SUBPEONAS CAN BE SERVED NEXT YEAR ANYHOW.

CHORUS:
SWEET HOME ALABAMA.
WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA.
YOU GOT BEAT BY LSU.......AND AUBURN TOO.

CHORUS:
IN T-TOWN, THEY GOT PROBATION.
NOW WE ALL DID WHAT WE COULD DO.
NOW ALBERT MEANS DOES NOT BOTHER ME.
DOES YOUR CONSCIENCE BOTHER YOU?TELL THE TRUTH.

[webbmaster]

bTW, how in the hell do you pronounce "Uneaux"?

[mshunter77]

funny stuff

[Bourbon]

It's a coon ass thing, pronounced Uno. The eaux is pronounced as O, like Coach O(gre).

[mudsucker]

Assclowns! Bawhahahahahahaha