the duckmen 0 west jackson 25

[bigwater]

first the bad news.. yes we got punk'd again..
the dagger: the score was 6-0 with about 6 minutes left in the first half when we had the "bad guys" facing a 4 and 21 from our 21 yard line.. the ball was thrown up into the end zone we had good coverage.. just a bad luck bounce and the bad guy came down with it..

now onto the good... we came real close to scoring last night... actually we were in the other teams territory two or three times last night.. got down as far as the 4 yard line..

ain't nothin been easy for us.. but we'll just keep pluggin away..

kinda like duck hunting

[QUACKERS]

i was a lil suprised when I arrived, I thought that we were playing flag football. The field was a regulation field and the cheeseburgers were in full uniform, lacking on shoulder pads and a helmet.

We had some really good plays to run but mainly ran the curl left. I think his name is Casey that fella is a player. We had a injury to a one of our players that reminded me of Protho but only it was his finger, he popped it back in and was on the field the next play.

Last night we had planned on tearing the goal post down if we scored but Casey (??) did no that we were running the Sleeping Beauty play and from the four, a cheeseburger intercepted our last chance. All in all it was good to play but that turf will fark some skin up think I might have 3rd degree burn on my leg from sliding.

Big was the cheeseburger in the parking lot waiting last night?

[Jelly]

That was one big cheeseburger that wanted a piece of Bigwater. I just remember his saying, "F$ck you and your whole team". Damn crackheads. That fat "illegitimate child" was telling his players to intentionally hit players on our team. They didn't know i had a 9mm in my sock!!!

Playing those guys sucked. The beat our ass on the scorebaord and bitched about every play.

[iron grip]

I had two twelve gauges in the truck but I didn't know if it was legal to shoot lead at cheesburgers.

They did like to whine about every play or call a whole lot. Never would have thought they were beating us by their attitudes, and some one else made the comment how they would have cried about losing.
We need four more Caseys' out there and we'd be competitive, and one more bigwater out there we'd be unstopable.

Not to toot my own horn but the guy from the league called me and said I was a shoo-in for the pro-bowl team as the kicker. He said if I get one in the endzone in a game it's a lock. Problem is I can't get enough practice cause we don't do any scoring and only get one attempt a game.

[GordonGekko]

I had two twelve gauges in the truck but I didn't know if it was legal to shoot lead at cheesburgers

dammit, now i gotta clean diet coke off my laptop...lead at cheeseburgers, that's some funny stuff right there....

sounds like ya'll need bodyguards as much as players....

[pondman]

Quackers,

Yeah, his name is Casey and his is an athlete. I think both he and Frank, the other new guy that showed up, want to and should be able to play each week. The only problem Casey and Frank have is they don't want anyone that was out there for the first couple of games to upset with them for gettin into other people's playing time.

I assured both of them that this is not a problem and they should be able to make several more games.

If gator had shown up and given us another athlete on the field we may have done a little better.

The turf is though on skin and flesh. I have a spot on my forearm about the size of a baseball that is raw.

Pond

[bigwater]

that big ol cheesebuger didn't know what to say ... so the only thing he could think of was f you.... class act i'm tellin ya...

i had to take up for my team.. let them know that they might can beat us on the scorboard but they'll never beat us to the duck hole..

[jsherwin]

Should be getting in from New Orleans this week, just curious if you need anymore people. Wouldn't mind a little cheeseburger (specially if gators there). He probably loves cheeseburgers.