Redneck Driver's License App.

[Wingman]

A friend of mine sent this to me; you gotta read it! [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
Wingman

Redneck Driver's License Application

Pleez compleet this paper, best ya can.

Last name: ________________
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Politician

Spouse's Name:
__________________________
2nd Spouse's Name:
__________________________
3rd Spouse's Name:
__________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_)Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin ______
(If over 10 are you still slow lernin? [_] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
___ truck ____ kitchen
___ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
___ shed ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___ Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

Signature: (if you kan't spell yur name, draw a
pikshur of yurself)
________________________________________________________________

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[bear]

Thanks, that is great. The funny thing is that you have to be a "Redneck" to understand some of it! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]