A little Humor

[savethehens]

1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
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>Drool.
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>(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
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>A full set of teeth.
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>3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?
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>Grease her hips and push.
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>(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
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>Pay him for the pizza.
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>(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a
girlfriend?
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>There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
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>(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
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>Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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>(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?
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>His freshman year.
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>(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
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>None. That's a sophomore course.
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>(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
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>Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU
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>a Heisman Trophy winner.
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>AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
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>(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
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>You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking
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>trash along the highways the rest of the week.
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[webbmaster]

Not nearly as funny as this one:

http://www.ducksouth.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=18600

[savethehens]

Sorry didnt see it