How do you break up a Taliban bingo party?

[crow]

Call "B-52!"

Life could be worse...you could be stuck in a cold cave eating camel jerky while somebody with a big gun was lookin'for you.

Fine duck weather we're having today, huh! Cold, clear, with a good wind. It'd be nice to be in the timber today, wouldn't it?

[laduck]

Not bad crow. You need to take a break this spring and come on over here and we will do a little fishing and some story telling. Jack

Shoot them sprigs on their first pass!

[BigGun]

crow,

The guy with the big gun would be me.

[crow]

Jack, I plan on spending my spring break chasing turkeys in GA with a short trip home to visit my Mom in MS. but the fishing sounds good, too. Come on over to GA and we'll go trout fishing up in the mountains.

BigGun, so you're from Senatobia, home of the Northwest Rangers! Used come up there from Holmes and bust you boys up in football and tennis! Only time I ever visited Arkabutla Lake was with a girl I met there when a tennis match that got rained out...but we won't go into any details! Fact is, I don't remember much about the lake, but the girl I sure nuff remember!

[JackHass]

Crow, you got to be carful with them Ranger girls. They are a lot like a mo-ped...you would like to ride one, but you don't won't anyone to see you doing it. I am a former Trojan myself.....I know all about them JuCo girls!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[judge jb]

the MO-PED reminds me of a gal i met in a bar some years back. i asked her out and she said she was on her menstrul cycle, i said, NO PROBLEM. WE WILL THROW IT IN THE BACK OF MY TRUCK......

judge jb

[Doc & Nash]

Judge, Thats bad. but funny, Mo-peds are kinda like ... well you know the rest.

[swampland]

JackHass, would that be a MDCC or a MDJC Trojan.

[dedux]

Well, it could be MDJC, MDCC, or if Jack is old enough, it could be SJC(Sunflower Junior College), it's original name.

[crow]

JackHaas, I remember a tremendous tennis player from MDJC in the early 70's by the name of Richard DeWeese. He had more velocity on a tennis ball than I can get out of my shotgun! Moorhead is a lot like Goodman...not a lot going on, but I really had a great time and met some incredible people there that I still keep up with 30 years later. I sure wish GA had a good JUCO system like MS with a full athletic program. It sure helped a bunch of folks like me stay in the competition a couple more years and get a start on an education that I, otherwise, might not have done on my own. Bet y'all never took any grief about the "Trojan" mascot, huh! You know, "Bust the Trojans!"

[JackHass]

Well fellows, I believe it had just become MDCC when I arrived. I'm a youngun I guess. Played baseball there in 96-97. Left soon there after to pursue another career.