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Just passin' the time...

Postby champcaller » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:00 pm

What are the best toasts you have ever heard. This one stuck out for me, kinda cheesy but true.

To lying, cheating, and stealing
lying for friends,
cheating death,
and stealing a heart...

:cry:
Achilles' Man in Black - CashMH

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Postby BeastMaster » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:46 pm

my favorite is off the movie Sargent York with gary cooper... him and his friends were a bunch of drunks and they get ready to make a toast... and they done toasted to everything.. so they make a toast to never gettin sober... if you've seen the movie you know exactly what i'm talking about.. i felt like that a many a times
And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground-everything that has the breath of life in it, they will be your food.
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Postby Spoonallard » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:14 pm

My favorite is from Gardens of Stone. Here's to us and those like us,
Damn few left!
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Postby quackwacker » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:21 pm

My brother in law made this one at my wedding:
Marriage involves three rings, the engagement ring, wedding ring, and SUFFERING
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Postby Spoonallard » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:25 pm

quackwacker wrote:My brother in law made this one at my wedding:
Marriage involves three rings, the engagement ring, wedding ring, and SUFFERING


Amen!
"Therefore, even the lover of myth is in a sense a philosopher; for myth is composed of wonders."
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Postby CBU93 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:35 pm

From a book I read once:
"Here's to gunsmoke and nookie...one to live for, one to die for."
When I think of something clever to say, I'll put it here.
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Postby Money » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:49 pm

What about Elaine Benes on Seinfeld...
"Here's to all who wish us well and those that don't can go to h*#$ !"
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Postby mudsucker » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:38 am

"Here's a toast to Melba,Melba toast."
Long Live the Black Democrat!
GEAUX LSU!
WHO DAT!
DO,DU AND DW!
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Postby Chipper » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:07 am

May your wedding night be like the kitchen table.

All legs and no drawers!! :D :P
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Postby hillhunter » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:05 am

Here's to the breezes, and the skirts at the kneezes, which not only teases, but pleases....Oh God what a catch.
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Postby timberjack » Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:57 am

"I used to know a clever toast, But now I cannot think it, So fill your glass with anything, And dam your souls, I'll drink it!"
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