
Texas A&M News Update
June 1, 2005
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men from Alabama & Tennessee took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the $#!+ out of him.
