Quote of the Season

SLIP · Postby **SLIP** » Sat Jan 26, 2002 12:39 am

This duck season has been about the same as breakin' to break up with a woman. Just when you think you can't take it anymore, you just have to go back to make sure.

[img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

quackhead11 · Postby **quackhead11** » Sat Jan 26, 2002 10:35 pm

Yea, the duck hunting has kinda been like a fat girl. You swear you'll never do it again and that it was the last time. Then the next weekend your back in the same boat. Hey I guess fat girls need loving too.

Postby **GulfCoast** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 8:58 am

"Cowboys love fat calves" John Wayne.

Jack · Postby **Jack** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 9:17 pm

Man three-shots, I thought I was having a bad season! Sounds like you haven't had any luck with the ducks or the women!

JackHass · Postby **JackHass** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 9:20 pm

"No matter where you go, there you are!"

"Things are more like they are now then they ever have been."

goosebruce · Postby **goosebruce** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 10:11 pm

This duck season is like screwing a skunk. It aint all you want, its all you can stand. travis

Hung Up · Postby **Hung Up** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 11:52 pm

I'M SURE THE FISH AND THE TURKEYS WON'T BE HAVIN' IT THIS GO ROUND EITHER!

WE DON'T NEED TO BOTHER TO STAND BACK UP-RIGHT, SINCE WE'VE BEEN BENT OVER SO LONG!

mallard man · Postby **mallard man** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 3:22 pm

Quote "meet my at the boat ramp at 4:45 in the morning maybe some new birds will be here this morning I found a new spot maybe we can get a limit there"Quote of the season if you ask me, or "Did you get your limit this morning? We sure as hell didn't" Cant wait til next year! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Redhead · Postby **Redhead** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 3:41 pm

"A Bad Day Huntin Beats any Day Workin" [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

JETDUCK · Postby **JETDUCK** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:01 pm

"Dam its HOT"

Unkljohn · Postby **Unkljohn** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:03 pm

"Did anyone see a duck???"
JT

JNBrown004 · Postby **JNBrown004** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:11 pm

Where did they go!!! Where did who go!

As for lovin fat women...
They give you shade in the summer,
give you warmth in the winter, and
if you every piss in the bed it all
runs to their side!

sondance · Postby **sondance** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 6:57 pm

Went to the camp to clean out my stuff Saturday. Several of my compadres were sitting around driking a coll one. I asked if they did any good. Naw just a few bluebills. They said but, XXXX XXXX (to remain nameless) "shot a wood duck hen". Awful proud of it go look at it. I go around to the front porch. What is laying their a hen alright, a hen spoonbill. I asked them if they told him, they said naww, let him enjoy it [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Model12 · Postby **Model12** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 7:41 pm

What time is it? 11:30. "Hell, lets get um up."

Anatidae · Postby **Anatidae** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 7:51 pm

Quote #1 "What's the weather forecast? They're bound to show-up, anyday, now." [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

Quote#2 "I killed two ducks, last year, that were banded in Laurel, Maryland!" [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ January 28, 2002: Message edited by: Anatidae ]

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