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beginners not so lucky

Postby QUACKERS » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:45 am

me and dukbum took a girl turkey hunting this morning and let me begin by saying if we got on your land we are sorry she seemed to forget where all of there 5000 acres were, with that taken care of we started our voyage at 5:15 and heard one gobble early but of course she didnt know her woods like she had previously stated so we left that spot and went to another on of the spots and 6:05 again the gobbling began so we made sure she it was her property and off we went got the dekes out and setup only to hear mister gobble alot drumming and next thing maybe thirty yards out he let a gobble rip and comenced to hauling asssss across the front of us through some thick stuff only to stop 10 yards :shock: and i mean no more than 10 yards in front of the girl that we had taken dukbum tells her shoot shoot shoot and then in the background a hen begins her stuff and the gobbler couldnt pass her up :evil: after this is all over we ask WHY didnt you shoot and she said i thougt it was a hen :oops: well i guess we all have to learn sometimes :cry: will finsh the story later
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Postby dukbum » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:56 am

yup...dat was it :shock: 10 yards at the most could have shot myself but my gun wuz across my lap and did not have time to put it up....it happened so fast i barely got my mask on!

after the all of the "WUT-DA-F---'S" and "WUT WERE YOU THINKEN?" stuff we went down the road to find sum more of here land we heard 4 or 5 more gobble but did not go after because she did not know here boundery lines that well :( i tell ya if you are a veteran turkey hunter or turkey hunten is your passion you know its hard to leave gobbleing turkeys in the woods....all i can say is my heart is still beating like crazy from this morning and we got one fired up new turkey hunter among us now :D hope to be back out there soon to bring one to rest for our new turkey hunter :wink:
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Postby Duck Sniper » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:10 am

Hate to hear the bad news
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Postby QUACKERS » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:17 am

dukbum go and get yourself some colon cleanser or some milk of magnesium cause yo booty stinks we will probally find all sorts of wildlife belly up after that stink bomb you let out :shock:
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Postby dukbum » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:20 am

man when ya get so excited....well thats all i can say :oops: :oops: didnt have no skeeters around us fer awhile......did we? :lol: :lol: :lol: thats wuz my gobble locater call i did :oops: :shock: :oops: :shock:
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Postby QUACKERS » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:24 am

skeeters turkey deer ducks skunks heck noahs ark evacuated this morning :shock:
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Postby quackmcnasty » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:18 pm

what wuz quackers doin dukbum? had his finger up his booty :lol: :lol:
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Postby dukbum » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:01 am

i think he was so wraped in sumthing else he fergot that we were turkey hunting :roll: :roll:


he is still a "YOUNG GRASS-HOPPA" when it comes to turkey hunten....i need to get him to "become ONE with turkey hunten" 8) 8) 8)
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Postby quackmcnasty » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:27 am

sounds like him, :lol:
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Postby Drakeshead » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:34 am

Quackers,

You ever hear of a run-on sentence? :roll: :lol:
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Postby QUACKERS » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:10 am

YEP AND THATS HOW I LIKE EM JUST TO KEEP GOING AND GOING SO THAT THE PICKY PEOPLE LIKE THAT GUY DRAKESHEAD WILL GET IRRATATED AND ASK DUMB QUESTIONS LIKE YOU HAVE YOU BIG GALOOT HAVE YOU HEARD WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR R&R WHEN YOU DO LET ME KNOW WE CAN GET A BEER AND LEARN ME SOME PUNCTUATION SO I SEEM TO KNOW WHAT IM DOING
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Postby chopper30 » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:19 pm

From what I hears, she done sone her research and is ready to get after them again! At least that is what bum told me over the phone!

BTW, Josh, you hooked yet?
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Postby QUACKERS » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:13 pm

YET AFTER THE FIRST TIME IT WAS ON, THIS PAST WEEKEND WE HAD SO MANY TURKEYS GOBBLING AT US WE DIDNT KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO!!!! AND CHOPPER YOUR RIGHT THE GIRL ALREADY HAS HER GPS WITH ALL THE SPACES, AND MOST OF ALL KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOBBLER AND A HEN :!: :wink:
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