no ducks...how about a joke

[Welldoggie]

A man goes to the doctor for his annual check up. The doc greets him and ask how he's been. The man says, well, today I'm 92 years old, I'm married to a 22 year old beautiful woman and she's pregnant with our first child.

The doc says, you know, that reminds me of a story. A man went on a hunting trip, got out to the field, went to take his gun out of it's case and discovered his kids had taken out his gun and replaced it with an big umbrella. Disgusted, he started packing up his stuff when a beaver steps out on a log. Out of spite he raises the umbrella, aims it like a gun and presses the button. The umbrella flys open and the beaver drops dead as a hammer.

The old man says, that's impossible, an umbrella can't do that, someone else must have shot that beaver.

The docs says, my point exactly.

[peewee]

welldoggie I like it, my wife even got a kick out of that one.

[judge jb]

only Purple Hayes could come up with that one.... i loved it......


judge jb

[Doc & Nash]

My wife liked it too, I had to explain the meaning of "beaver" but she still liked it.