Southern Slang

[greenheadgrimreaper]

When the leaflets on a pecan tree's stem are the size of an armadillo ear, the shellcrackers are beddin'.

[khound22]

My Dad describing someone who is cheap: "He wouldn't pay a nickle to watch a piss ant eat a bail-a-hay"

[RedEyed Duck]

As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs

[greenheadgrimreaper]

In describing a very small amount of adjustment: Just a "Tit-Hair"

In describing uselessness: "That's as useless as goose chit on a pump handle."

Another idiom for describing the sorry state of something (usually a person): "He's as sorry as chalky dog chit."

[thurockk]

that's as f'd up as last years birds nest
or
that's as f'd up as an overturned tacklebox

[farmboy]

My eyes were bigger than my stomach.
He took a knife to work a long time ago.
That place is so poor it'd take a whore and a quart of whiskey to raise a fuss.

[novacaine]

You cant make chicken salad out of chicken $#!+.

[eSJay]

You cant make chicken salad out of chicken $#!+.

along those same lines, "you can only polish a turd so much..........it's still a turd"

[donia]

you know what they call that lil creamy white dab on top of chicken #*@$????

....chickhen #*@$....

"lawd ha'mercy, son!!!! you could find a way to f'up an anvil with a rubber mallet!!!!"

[eSJay]

While pulled over to the side of the road changing a flat, an Oldsmobile Delta 88 Brougham blew by us. My home boy looked at me & said:
"he had her skint back and scotched with a cocklebur"

[farmboy]

That won't work any better than a union mule.

[jacksbuddy]

After working very had for a long time - "He's been rode hard and put up wet."

[farmboy]

I heard the bear growl.

[Trip]

If you weren't supposed to eat it, it wouldn't look like a taco!

[Florida Boy]

Arguing with him is like wrestling with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.