She he it

[Denduke]

There is now a new law, in New York, that makes it a crime to call someone by the wrong "sex" definition (You can't call a transvestite "Mr.", if ... it ... prefers to be called "Miss". Etc.)

So, if I am called upon to teach a class in New York, I've come up with the perfect moniker that should not offend, since it includes all sexual preference/identities.

Everyone falls into one of three categories: Either you identify as a "She", a "He" or somewhere in between, whoch could be called an "It".
So, to include all people, I will put all three together when addressing someone.
I.E. ... Instead of, "Hello Mr. Smith." ... I will say, "Hello She-it-he Smith."
Instead of calling out to someone I don't know with, "Hey, Mr!" ... I will call out, "Hey, She-it-he."
From this point, people can still call me "Mr." ... I'll call everyone else, "She-it-he".



If you don't get it, say it faster ....

[leadsthebest]

He-She-It said really fast would be better, I think.