Last year we pulled over before we got to the ramp at Sidon to get the boat ready to launch, and this crazy lookin SOB with a mullet came runnin full speed straight at me and my bud about 4:30am. Surprised the chit out of me, and the guy says, 'hey man, you got 8 or 10 squares I can borry? I'm growin a tail!' I say hell yeah, hang on a minute. I fish out the tp from my ammo box and say take the roll, and I don't need it back. He comes back literally 30 seconds later pulling up his britches and says, 'Dammit boy, I had to walk out from under that one'. We bust out laughing and hop in the truck to launch. As where pulling up to the launch, a grey elcamino passes us with the widows down and he says, 'I'd stay out the firemans hole this am'.
