Favorite Movie Quotes

[jacksbuddy]

And ain't NOBODY quoted "McClintock" yet!?!?!?

"You have to be a man first, before you can be a gentleman." - George Washington McClintock

"I don't GIVE jobs, I HIRE men!" - George Washington McClintock

[DeltaCotton12]

Blazing saddles- somebody go git a $#!+ load of dimes!

[Greenhead22]

Blazing Saddles
Jim: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where are the white women at?

Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.

Hedley: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Hedley: $#!+ kicker !

Taggart: ...What in the Wide World of Sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

Bart: Sir, he specifically requested two "cheeseburgers". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the $#!+ out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!

Howard Johnson: As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new ... cheeseburger

[stang67]

Smokey and Bandit
Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mama in da mouth!


Buford T. Justice: That's an attention-getter.

Bandit: Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

You sounded much taller on radio.