If I hit the lottery tonight..........

[eSJay]

I'll purchase one of the the best pieces of hunting property money can buy.
Some of you guys will have your own room in the lodge, some will get a bed in the bunkhouse, some of you will be hired as the cooking team (with hunting rights) & some of you less fortuntate ones will be our personal bird boys. You will be paid well, but not be allowed to hunt (unless we need someone to claim another limit). We'll need a couple of habitat guys and handymen as well. Those positions come with limited hunting rights.
The name of the place will be EmEssDucks.
I'll compile the member list tonight after the drawing. Will you be on the short list or left behind???

[Chuckle12]

I call camp medical doctor. Hunting related injuries are common you know....

[pondman]

Dibs on Pond Management. A trophy bass lake is a necessity with that kind of place.

[mshunter77]

Is it too late for me to switch to an Auburn fan so I can get on the bed list? I do have a degree in forestry if you need a forester.

[ACEINTHEHOLE]

Dibs on Camp Pastor

[bulldog ducker]

Camp needs an eye doc...

[jacksbuddy]

Since I'll probably be on the outside looking in, I'll be in charge of taking down your 'POSTED' signs.

[novacaine]

Pick me, pick me....................you need a half ass engineer don't you!!!!!

[GrizwalD]

DEFINITELY gonna need an accountant.... im your guy

[dukluk]

I got a jam-up squirrel dog to keep the squirrels from eating up all your acorns.

[levi127]

I'll be the big black women provider!
Also I'll take care of the propane supply for the property!

[hillhunter]

I can be an on site agronomist and cook.

[donia]

....and cook.

we'll have a staff far surpassing anything the white house could ever muster! tagging in and out to keep the hungry hunters at banquet in the finest of fare...if the cook goes hungry, it's his own fault!

[RedEyed Duck]

Bama fan here, I'm out [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

[novacaine]

Looks like your gonna be covered up with "EXPERTS"