Had a couple of employees sent to the pen....
My remaining employees ...."oh he gonna be dere a min"
Or "that's been going on a few minutes"
Any long standing issue has been "a minute"
Another one that has circulated recently has been "G-swag"
Asked an employee where she got her shirt... "G-swag"
I had the wtf look on my face and she replied you know... Your grandmother.... Like I was the idiot

All I know is... A wise rooster don't bury his head when a chicken hawk is around...he keeps his eyes on his chickens
Dude...Why'd you make the homeless guy pay for supper?